MY HUSBAND ATE MY HOMEWORK

"Sorry Teacher – but my husband ate my blog entry"

Does that excuse me for being so late?
(I don't have a dog or cat)

So behind, that I struggle to remember everything that happened - I haven't been quite myself.

Diagnosis: Just not feeling 100%

Symptom: Believe I am a Musician

I vaguely remember in September being in Las Vegas with Darren, Sam and Jon - But I wasn't myself there - It was like I was a Rock star.








Oh! and I remember there being another man - something about him was a bit different??? ABS-olutely!!! (Shitz & Giggles Dazza!!!)


I thought once I got back to San Francisco - I would feel normal again.

Word around town was that the Folsom Street Fair was on. Great! A Local Fair, just like the good old days - play with the other kids and enjoy the fun rides and games.

Ummm!!! The other kids looked a bit different.....





And the rides and games seem to have changed - A lot!! since I was a kid



Oh! so that's the Folsom Street Fair - The festival I was told, "I had to visit at least, once in my lifetime"

The SF Gate describes as "Disneyland for Kinksters"

Folsom Street Fair, the world's largest daytime celebration of kinkiness, happens but once a year. This weekend, it's leather Christmas in the city — and if the weather holds up, we'll likely see the estimated 400,000 BDSM-lovin' attendees sweating it out in rubber and leather (or nothing at all) to get a taste of our very own internationally attended Disneyland for kinksters.

Time went on and I still wasn't feeling quite myself. Darren, being the terrific husband that he is suggested that I may not be getting enough Vitamins in my diet - Perhaps I was in need of some more vegetables - a pumpkin or two!
How did I feel after all that pumpkin?

Diagnosis: Still not myself .

Symptom: I started to believe I was Rehab Queen - Amy Winehouse.

TRICK OR TREAT ANYONE?

Current Symptoms: Feeling a lot better

Prognosis: With everything up to date, I will make a full recovery and be back to my normal self and keep to more regular updates from now on.

XX

Mel

MARITAL BLISS

Happy 1st Year Wedding Anniversary to Us

To keep with the traditional gift of paper, we ventured down to Fisherman's Wharf today in search of a Caricature Artist.

Although I may look a tad more American "collagen -silicon" woman than I would have hoped, I will treasure our $10.00 "paper" gift forever.

Our first year of marriage truly has been one big adventure - and there's only more exciting times ahead.

I can't wait to our fifth year anniversary to put our picture in an amazing wooden frame.

XX

Mel

BTW.... A more comprehensive entry will be along in the next week - slack Mel